Pain ~ In Which There Are Teeth

Having teeth pulled is not fun.

I know from experience.

I have also learned that it’s possible to get headaches in your nose. Yes, your nose. It feels like someone bopped me in the nose from the inside.

My entire head is so confused now that I’m missing two teeth. My tongue cannot comprehend the empty spaces it rests against, and my nose decided to hurt, and my eyes tried to leave my head, and sleep is all over the place.

And still the tooth fairy hasn’t come.

She’s so annoyingly lazy.

I ought to stop by her house and leave my teeth in the mailbox for her. Save her a few wingbeats. I’m thoughtful like that.

I suppose that’s just the way it goes. The population goes up and suddenly the tooth fairy has way more teeth than she’ll ever need.

I wonder what she does with all of them? Maybe she composts them. Bonemeal is very handy for growing those dark oak trees.

The tooth fairy is smarter than all of us.

Huh.

This has been a reflection post by the wild and intriguing

Tune in next time to hear Larry say, “WHO LET THIS CLOWN IN HERE???!?!”

Me, Out of Context ~ In Which Potential Writing Prompts!! Woo-hoo!!!

Throughout my life, I have said some strange things. Especially more often of late, as I have become the weirdest person possible.

*waves to all the writer/theater/band kids out there*

So, I thought I’d just stockpile some of the strangest things I’ve thought, said, sung, or typed.

You guys are more than welcome to use these, if you’d like. I know I will XD

Now.

On to the laughs!!

1. You should never take me seriously unless you should.

2. My sole purpose in life is to cause plot twists in other people’s lives.

3. Home is where the logic doesn’t taste weird.

4. I’m going to go visit YouTube.

(Because YouTube is definitely a person)

5. THANK GOODNESS THAT I HAVE TWENTY TABS OPEN

6. I read a letter, and you appeared next to me, and we got in a fistfight, and I’m still not sure why.

7. SQUISHED TOO MUCH

8. My eardrums are gone.

9. I’m not as shallow as I seem sometimes. 😉

(I’m not, I promise)

10. OH MY POTATO SALAD THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

11. I am proud of my nerdemonium.

12. This egg smells like chocolate and my fingers.

13. I HAVE LIFTED MORE BABIES THAN YOU AND THAT’S A FACT

14. Don’t talk to me. I’m pouting.

15. QUICK SOMEONE FIND THE EGG

16. I’m a cricket dancing.

17. I’m willing to be eaten.

18. You can’t kill me, I live 13 hours away.

(Ah, yes, the all-powerful housethatis13hoursaway)

19. I thought my chest had a name tag, but it was just my parrot.

20. I GOT THE DOOR HAAHA

21. Wait, now he has no face.

I am concerned.

22. Don’t sit at me in that tone of voice!

23. So, my sister’s an arsonist.

24. Ooh! There’s a door!! It has a doorknob!!

25. Yay! Let’s watch old people yell at each other!

26. KILL THEM ALL (read: I have no idea)

(Because that makes a lot of sense)

27: Aggressive, my dude.

28. I may be basic, but I know a good plot when I see one.

29. AGGRESSIVE SNEEZING

30. I have plain brown hair. I also have eyes.

31. DON’T YOU DARE BLURT ANGRY NUMBERS AT ME THAT’S ALL KINDS OF RUDE

32. To be a writer, you must first be a nerd.

33. Make him ride in on a pink unicorn singing “I Like to Move It”

(I was offering writing ideas. This is the best one yet)

34. We are all munchkins living in a munchkin world.

35. It was intense in my brain.

36. Love is my favorite word.

Cupcake is my second favorite word.

Also, my hands are covered in glitter and I’m not sure why.

(My friend called this Mia In a Nutshell, and she’s not wrong)

So yeah, there you go. I hope you found something worth using in this tangle of weirdness!

Also, please don’t judge me. I am sane, I promise.

Thanks for reading!