I have also learned that it’s possible to get headaches in your nose. Yes, your nose. It feels like someone bopped me in the nose from the inside.
My entire head is so confused now that I’m missing two teeth. My tongue cannot comprehend the empty spaces it rests against, and my nose decided to hurt, and my eyes tried to leave my head, and sleep is all over the place.
And still the tooth fairy hasn’t come.
She’s so annoyingly lazy.
I ought to stop by her house and leave my teeth in the mailbox for her. Save her a few wingbeats. I’m thoughtful like that.
I suppose that’s just the way it goes. The population goes up and suddenly the tooth fairy has way more teeth than she’ll ever need.
I wonder what she does with all of them? Maybe she composts them. Bonemeal is very handy for growing those dark oak trees.
The tooth fairy is smarter than all of us.
This has been a reflection post by the wild and intriguing
Tune in next time to hear Larry say, “WHO LET THIS CLOWN IN HERE???!?!”